So far I have not found anything amusing today. Seriously. However I did find a new website called Librarything and they have a nice little gift shop. Here are one of the items for sale:
I think you will be doing more than reading a book if someone is going to see this. Either that or you are reading an erotica book. Or maybe you just like to know that you love books in every way possible. Try showing these at your next book club meeting!