(from thenewyorker.com
by Caitlin Kelly)
On Lulu, women can rate men in categories.… The hashtags are used to calculate a score generated by Lulu, ranging from 1 to 10.
Romeo: 9.9
#OneWomanMan, #BelievesInLove, #WillSeeRomComs, #LoverNotAFighter, #SmellsAmazeballs, #WritesLoveSongs, #Unicorn, #KissableLips, #SnuggleMachine, #LooksHotAllTheTime, #PerfectionSquared, #AmazingCuddles, #PleaseF**kMeILoveYou, #WatchesSunsets, #HopelessRomantic
Prince Hal: 9.2
#CaptainFun, #TrustFundBaby, #CharmedMyPantsOff, #WanderingEye, #HoldsHisLiquor, #WorkInProgress, #EnergizerBunny, #ManChild, #TooCoolForSchool, #CleansUpGood
Mercutio: 8.7
#LifeOfTheParty, #GlassHalfFull, #SexualPanther, #HotFriends, #TemperTantrums, #GetsInFights
Antonio: 8.5
#TrueFriend, #OneOfTheGoodOnes, #Trustworthy, #CalmAndCollected, #ForgotHisWallet, #NoEdge, #FriendZone
Puck: 7.9
#WillActSilly, #Mysterious, #GoneByMorning, #MakesMeLaugh, #TribalTat
Claudius: 6.8
#SilverFox, #MothersLoveHim, #DudeCanCook
Orsino: 6.5
#NotADick, #StillLovesHisEx, #CantTakeAHint, #NotTheSharpestKnife, #Stage5Clinger
Hamlet 6.2
#Rebel, #GlassHalfEmpty, #HotNCold, #CanTalkToMyDad, #SelfAbsorbed, #NeverRemembersMe, #ObsessedWithHisMom, #NoCar
Othello: 5.9
#ForeignFox, #SelfMadeMan, #TallDarkAndHandsome, #LoserFriends, #TrustIssues, #StrongHands, #World’sWorstMassages
Laertes: 5.4
#LovesHisFamily, #NeverAsksQuestions, #GlobeTrotter, #Doesn’tPlayNiceWithMyFriends, #Meh
Petruchio: 4.3
#WillHelpYouMove, #Man’sMan, #CheaperThanABigMac, #RudeToWaiters, #50ShadesOfF**kedUp
Macbeth: 3.9
#ManInUniform, #GreatListener, #WorkEthic, #OneTrackMind, #BitchyExes, #CrayCray, #NoStyle, #Germaphobic
Falstaff: 3.6
#HoldsHisLiquor, #SmokesLikeAChimney, #SwearsLikeASailor, #StripClubVIP, #DirtyTalkPro
Richard III: 2.9
#AlwaysPays, #NapoleonComplex, #TotalF**kingDickhead
Iago: 1.3
#JekyllAndHyde, #DrinksTheHaterade, #ShouldComeWithAWarning, #BlockHisNumber, #LiarLiarPantsOnFire
*All the hashtags used here are actually generated by the Lulu app.
Photograph: Universal History Archive/Getty.
*note-ranking fictional characters? Wonders never cease. I found this amusing. And now I am wondering about other rankings.
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