by Elisabeth Donnelly)
Best news of the day, from The New York Times: Bryan Cranston, teen model, signed a deal to write a memoir, due out from Scribner in 2015. He is going to trace his life from hapless Hal on Malcolm in the Middle to the world’s scariest high school science teacher on Breaking Bad, winning a million Emmys in the process, and he will “tell the stories of my life and reveal the secrets and lies that I lived with for six years shooting Breaking Bad.”
Let’s take bets on the title. Is ‘The One That Knocks” too obvious? Or maybe it’s going to be called My Life’s a Meth, ala Cranston’s killer joke on The Daily Show. As long as he keeps that Comic Sans font, we’re happy.